Ahoy, me hearty!
Get ready to set sail on a thrilling journey through this month's newsletter. We've been searching the seven seas for the latest and greatest in pirate news, and we're ready to share it all with you.
From tales of daring voyages to stunning visuals, we've got it all. Whether you're a seasoned pirate or a newcomer to the high seas, this newsletter is sure to keep you entertained. So grab a mug of your favorite grog, sit back, and prepare to be transported to a world of adventure.
And remember, this is just the tip of the iceberg. We're working real hard to bring you even more exciting updates, so stay tuned for even more pirate-filled fun!!
Arrr, let's get started!

[Story Time] Delilah Briarwood

Delilah paced nervously in the dimly lit room, her footsteps echoing off the stone walls. She had been waiting for what felt like an eternity, and she was starting to lose hope.

She had sent for him hours ago, and yet there was still no sign of him. Had something happened? Was he in danger?

Delilah tried to push the thoughts out of her head, but they lingered like a dark cloud. She knew that she couldn't afford to let her emotions get the better of her, not now. She had a surprise for him, something special that she had been planning for weeks.

Just as she was about to give up and retire to her chambers, the door creaked open and a figure appeared in the doorway. Delilah's heart skipped a beat as she saw him, and she ran to him, relief washing over her.

"Where have you been?" she exclaimed, taking his hand in hers. "I was so worried."

He smiled and brushed a stray strand of hair from her face. "I'm sorry, my love. I had some business to attend to. But I'm here now, and that's all that matters."

Delilah nodded, her fears melting away. She knew that she could always count on him, no matter what. With a contented sigh, she leaned into him, grateful to have him by her side.

"I have a surprise for you," she whispered, a mischievous gleam in her eye. "Close your eyes."

[Art] Let This Be Our Little Secret - Pt2

'I am forever yours'

[Story Time] Fearne's Big BAD Wolf - (Pt1)

'I feel we were into something in that basement--did you feel the same, baby?' A cocky Chetney asked Fearne, both a few feet away from the rest of the group at the bar.

'Oh, boy, if I did!' An enthusiastic Fearne answered, 'There was some serious energy going between us!'

'Oh yeah, you can be sure we--we were VIBING like CRA-A-AZY!'

'Oof--you were in all your white furry glory, and I am all in for some white glory, bad boy--'

The confused Gnome choked on the warm pint of ale, 'I'm sorry what??'

'It seems years are not being kind to you, are you feeling well?' Fearne worried about the old man. 'Do you need some rest?'

'The fu--I'am fine, baby, nothin' that a few more drinks won't s--'

'Oh no! Guys, I think Chetney is having a stroke.' There was a collective eyebrow rise before Fearne continued, 'We better get you to bed right now, come, come!' And they ran upstairs to one of the rented rooms for the night. Closed the doors and sighed: 'Finally alone!'

'Hey, what was all that crap about?' Chetney asked.

'What was what?'

'The thing you said about...'

'You mean...'

'Oh, yeah, baby' Chetney said with a smirk.

'Oooh, I see...!' Fearne seemed to recall. 'I don't remember.' False alarm. Chetney got visibly disappointed. Kicking the air and turning around, defeated, to which Fearne called him: 'Hey, bad boy...?'. Chetney turned around to find the tall beauty showing off her enormous and perfect pair of tits falling under her picked-up dress.

'Holy--dear--mommy--If there is a god, I'm sure it's twins, and I love 'em both'.

'Won't you bring the white furry glory to me?' She asked while bouncing her massive breasts to call him into action. And it worked, for Chetney became his werewolf self in a blink of an eye. Hauled to the young night and claimed Fearned into his arms. A funny sight to behold indeed!

[Story Time] The Gardens Of Ruby - (Pt2)

The Garden Bed was a treat reserved for the finest (and luckiest) among men and women. Those would get a glimpse into the Ruby's fine art of seduction and erotic dexterity.
It was made of the cushiest and softest fabrics and feathers. Yet, obviously, the most impressive and cushiest of pillows were those that the crimson lady was bouncing in all directions. Up on down, left to right, and in circles. Her grace wasn't only in her elegant posture and appearance, but the Ruby of the Sea had an incredible passion and talent for making her body move in the right and most sensual way.
Those taking part in the balloon monthly meeting had a view of the queen and her young gentleman, and to our incredible look, we did as well.

[Art] OnlyHeroes Leak!

'Ah! I am here--to clean your pool!'

Thank you, thank you, and thank you SO much for joining us on our pirate adventures! We are over the moon to have each and every one of you aboard our ship. We hope our tales of treasure and pirate life bring a twinkle to yer eye and a skip in yer step.

A new year is now upon us, and we want to wish ye all a wonderful 2023, filled with endless adventures and stacks of treasure! May ye always have fair winds and calm seas.

Here's to a year of swashbuckling and pillaging! Yarrrrrrr!

P.S.: Don't forget to claim yer share of the treasure! Set sail and join us on our next adventure, matey!

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